For awful acting, disgusting disguise
Sloppy scripts, and lost lines
For 21 boring years that brought sleep to your eyes.
Fear not, apathetic audience, for the show has come to a close
You’ll soon be rid of our pathetic prose
’tis an honor to be remembered, though the shallowest of shows
The Company would like to apologize, for all of which you now know.
Goodbye, and goodnight.